Don't you just hate them?


The Mosquito.
Just look at it, its watching you... O.O

Here are some questions to determine just how much it really annoys you...

1. Do you hate it for creating more chores? (to prevent dengue)
2. Do you hate it for going into your ear when you are fast asleep?
3. Do you hate it for making your butt inch when you are in the toilet?

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If your answer is yes to any of the questions above, then WELCOME! we now share something in common.

So, how to avoid being bitten? (don't take it too seriously.)

Dress up like a giant tomato.
-The mosquitoes would get so confused, they would just stop, drop, and roll...

Go on cover as a giant mosquito.
-Real mosquitoes would worship you as their queen, and not bite you. ^.^

Learn to fly.
-Doesn't help much actually...

Steal the invisible blanket from Harry Potter.
-Don't mosquitoes seek for hosts partly based on vision? Once you are invisible, you could plan your silent attack on The Mosquitoes to take over the mosquito population all over the world! Muakakaka!!!

Be friends with the mosquitoes.
-Try to be nice, don't squash them unless highly irritated. Organize tea parties, a warm welcome celebration... Oh who cares, just eliminate them once and for all. Muakakaka!!!
Wow, I'm sure being evil today...

One more thing,
Specially written for people who are dumb enough to have an intention of trying the methods stated above.

P/S: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME. thank you.

I found my long lost pen pal! Hooray ^.^


November 13th 2009, 11:29pm.
It had been weeks now since I started packing for the move. I came across a familiar face in an old photograph. Her name is Megan Fuhrman, my long lost pen pal. It all started way back in the year 2004 when my dear mother introduced her to me. She is the daughter of an aunt, my mom met in the United States. I had the strongest urge to find her. Almost instantly, I logged in to face book and searched for her name. With little hope, I sent her a brief message. That photo was the only reference I had. Later that day, at 5:33am to be exact, a miracle occurred. Its her! she is still willing to accept me as a friend after 6 whole years. Words couldn't describe the happiness in me. It was such a surprise on my last day of school for the year!

November 17th 2009, 12:11am.
Throughout the weekend, only short messages were sent to each other due to an astonishing 11 hour difference in time. Suddenly, at this very moment, she came online! Finally, after days of craving, we actually met online! Just imagine the number of questions I wanted to ask her. Unfortunately, it was rather short lived. But it sure was something out of the ordinary.

NOW, 6:43pm.
Life is full of surprises. But if you put too high hopes into it, the disappointment may be great. So, why can't we find happiness from minor things in life? That way, you can truly say:" life's good".

 

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