The Mosquito.
Just look at it, its watching you... O.O
Here are some questions to determine just how much it really annoys you...
1. Do you hate it for creating more chores? (to prevent dengue)
2. Do you hate it for going into your ear when you are fast asleep?
3. Do you hate it for making your butt inch when you are in the toilet?
*If your answer is yes to any of the questions above, then WELCOME! we now share something in common.
So, how to avoid being bitten? (don't take it too seriously.)
Dress up like a giant tomato.
-The mosquitoes would get so confused, they would just stop, drop, and roll...
Go on cover as a giant mosquito.
-Real mosquitoes would worship you as their queen, and not bite you. ^.^
Learn to fly.
-Doesn't help much actually...
Steal the invisible blanket from Harry Potter.
-Don't mosquitoes seek for hosts partly based on vision? Once you are invisible, you could plan your silent attack on The Mosquitoes to take over the mosquito population all over the world! Muakakaka!!!
Be friends with the mosquitoes.
-Try to be nice, don't squash them unless highly irritated. Organize tea parties, a warm welcome celebration... Oh who cares, just eliminate them once and for all. Muakakaka!!!
Wow, I'm sure being evil today...
One more thing,
Specially written for people who are dumb enough to have an intention of trying the methods stated above.
P/S: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME. thank you.





